Bionic Woman!
A long time ago when I was a lot younger and TV used to be a lot better, in my opinion, there were two shows that I loved to watch called the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman. I like them both for the same reason that they could do things that I couldn't. The Six Million Dollar man could run fast and had super strength and could see things from far distances. The Bionic woman could hear from far distances and had super speed and strength too. I hardly ever missed those shows when they came on TV. I was secretly wishing that I could have all those things or at least one or two of them.
I have this relative who is always "broke" but not really. If you ask him for a dollar he will say he only has 50 cents and won't have another 50 cents until he gets paid. According to him he has a full time job making pretty good money but he's broke. Mind you he doesn't have kids, doesn't pay any rent where he lives, and only has a few bills to pay each month, no big bills like a car note or anything and is not married. But, what can you say? Nothing you just go along with it and scratch your head in wonderment thinking how can he be broke and he walks to work to boot. So, the other day he was here and checking his online banking accounts. I was so wishing that I had the bionic eye to look over from where I was sitting to see how broke he really was. I was so thinking about the bionic woman and the bionic man. I was thinking I could run over there in 1 second flat and then pull him from his chair and have those cool sound effects like they had on the show while I was pulling him off of the chair and throwing him to the couch where he would land safely and I would use my eye and see what what his balance was. Of course, I wouldn't need to remove him from the computer chair to see if I had the bionic eye but that would just be the fun part for me cause I always wanted to do it. And I would love to see his expression when he landed safely on the couch on his behind.
I was kind of chuckling to myself as I was thinking this in my mind and he turned around to see what I was chuckling at. He probably thought I really could see his bank account since he log off after he heard me chuckling. Well, I didn't even ask if he was "broke" or not I just kept smiling and chuckling to myself like I told an inside joke that only I could hear.
It was funny though how some people define broke and how I wished I had that bionic eye and the bionic speed.
I have this relative who is always "broke" but not really. If you ask him for a dollar he will say he only has 50 cents and won't have another 50 cents until he gets paid. According to him he has a full time job making pretty good money but he's broke. Mind you he doesn't have kids, doesn't pay any rent where he lives, and only has a few bills to pay each month, no big bills like a car note or anything and is not married. But, what can you say? Nothing you just go along with it and scratch your head in wonderment thinking how can he be broke and he walks to work to boot. So, the other day he was here and checking his online banking accounts. I was so wishing that I had the bionic eye to look over from where I was sitting to see how broke he really was. I was so thinking about the bionic woman and the bionic man. I was thinking I could run over there in 1 second flat and then pull him from his chair and have those cool sound effects like they had on the show while I was pulling him off of the chair and throwing him to the couch where he would land safely and I would use my eye and see what what his balance was. Of course, I wouldn't need to remove him from the computer chair to see if I had the bionic eye but that would just be the fun part for me cause I always wanted to do it. And I would love to see his expression when he landed safely on the couch on his behind.
I was kind of chuckling to myself as I was thinking this in my mind and he turned around to see what I was chuckling at. He probably thought I really could see his bank account since he log off after he heard me chuckling. Well, I didn't even ask if he was "broke" or not I just kept smiling and chuckling to myself like I told an inside joke that only I could hear.
It was funny though how some people define broke and how I wished I had that bionic eye and the bionic speed.
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