Uneventuful...NOT

It has been raining here basically for the entire month of February so today when it didn't rain and I had some free time I just sat on the steps letting the sunshine just shine on my face. It was not that warm but warm enough for the sun to just kiss my cheeks and feel warm. So, as I was sitting there watching my son kick a soccer ball back and forth a little harder then I would have liked. So, as I am sitting there on my chair that I drug from the inside to the outside because the porch will hurt your backside if you sit there long enough, and long enough is anything over 5 minutes.  I am feeling the sun, liking the crisp air and then I see something across the street that I haven't not ever seen.

I hear a radio playing, like a back in the what I used to call a "ghetto blaster" it was on a radio station that was in a commercial and I heard it when I first walked outside but didn't know where it was coming from and so I kind of just thought well must be someone cutting some grass somewhere or doing yard work with the radio on. Like I used to do back in the day, as in the 80's and 90's. So, I am sitting on the porch on my chair and then a woman comes down the steps of the house across the street only thing is something was missing on her. I thought I was seeing things but nope my son saw it too so we both couldn't have been seeing things. The woman didn't have on pants. I never saw her before so I assumed she was visiting someone over there. Now, over the years I have saw a lot of things going on in that house, it has been raided a couple of times. people come outside fist fighting a few times, there is always someone yelling at someone at any given day and time and people come and go and hardly ever do you see the same people twice sometimes as in visitors. So, the woman comes down the steps like she is just going to the store or something with no pants! She tugged at her shirt to try to pull it over her waist but that didn't work because the shirt was too short. So, a few seconds after she is tugging and pulling the shirt someone from the inside of the house throws some pants out of the window. The woman's hair was wet like she had just taken a shower or washed her hair. Just as I was tempted to ask her if she was okay a man comes outside from inside the house and he grabs the radio and he tells her something as she is putting on her pants. I don't know what he said but she laughed.

He came outside and gave her a plastic bag with a shirt sticking out of it and away they went walking down the street playing the radio loudly. You could still hear it a few houses away.

But, that was not the only thing that happened while I was just trying to get a little sun on the porch. I was sending my landlord, or the management company an email about the bathroom. I am pressing send and then I saw the mail lady across the street. I said to myself oh good I can grab my outgoing mail and give it to her when she comes so I don't have to walk to the post office. I miss the days when they had mailboxes on the corner. They have all went the way of the dinosaurs I guess. So, I go inside grab my mail and am waiting for her. So, I am sitting there waiting not really doing anything but waiting and telling my son not to kick the ball in the street. Then a man passes by. He waves and says hello. I say hello back and then he turns around comes back and moons me. I am like say what?  I told him that I was going to call the cops and he ran away.

I don't know if there is going to be a full moon or there is something in the water but today has been a day that started out with a simple thing just to go outside and get some sun on the front porch which I thought was an uneventful thing to do. But, I guess around here nothing is uneventful. (LOL)